I Read It Online

Jac was on a roll today. It used to be if you questioned her, or disagreed with something she said, she’d respond with, “my mom told me.” 

Today, it was “I read it online.”

 Watering the spiders and lizards 

Donovan: “do baby spiders bite?”

Jaclyn: “baby spiders do Not bite. I read it online.”

Leanne: “did you see that spider jump?”

Jac: “jumping spiders bite. They can jump into outer space. I read it online.”

 Shooting bubbles 

Me: “Jac, it’s time to do your reading.”

Jac: “today’s not my reading day. I read it online.”

If she read it online, it must be fact.